Step off bitch

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

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oscomigosdemim:

You Always Hurt the Ones You Love (cover) by Ryan Gosling

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#ohhhhhh barbara

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bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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himefuenciado:

illbeyoursaferide:

THIS IS THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER MY HEART IS ALL SOUPY

OH MY GOD I MET THIS KID AND HE WAS SERIOUSLY THE COOLEST 6 YEAR OLD EVER. FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, HE ASKED TO GO TO SKATE AND SURF INSTEAD OF TOYS AND SHIT

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